Current location:	300 Laurier Ave W Ottawa ON
Current mood:	relieved

Jedi Mondegreen
From The Empire Strikes Back:

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule the galaxy as father and son.

     -- Darth Vader

For the longest time, I misheard Vader saying "... we can rule the galaxy as far from Sun", which left me perplexed and a bit worried that the Empire would someday tighten their grip 'round our little rock. Fortunately, all my worries of an Imperial invasion were laid to rest after I watched Return of the Jedi.

P.S. (for those who haven't seen Empire): Sorry for revealing the planet-shattering surprise that is Vader's fatherhood! :-/ But at least you'll get the giggles in Return of the Jédaïlle, when Kenobi tries to sidle his way around his stinky LIES by overwhelming Luke with sophistic verbiage about people's points-of-view, etc.

P.S.S.: I submit that lying should be against the Jedi code. Because a rule must be enforced by severe punishments, let's say ... any Knight caught in a lie would be mandated to attend a dinner date with Jar-Jar Binks. Masters, due to their seniority and thus the heightened desirability of making an example out of 'em, would be sentenced to the domestic care of that ugly bird that sits next to Jabba (poop scooping, breast feeding, wart-popping, ...)