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Zelda: The Ocarina of Inuendos
I've noticed over the years that Zelda: The Ocarina of Time contains numerous sexually implicit bits of dialogue. Observe:

If I looked as good as you, I could run a different kind of business... heh heh heh...

      -- Ghost Shop Owner

I want to ask you a favor... Will you go through this tiny hole and get a treasure that's inside? [...] If you can successfully get the Silver Gauntlets... I'll do something great for you!

      -- Nabooru (to kid Link)

Instead of keeping the promise I made back then, I give you this Medallion! Take it! If only I knew you would become such a handsome man... I should have kept the promise I made back then...

      -- Nabooru (to adult Link)

With this mask you can see into other people's minds... It's useful, but scary! Why is it scary? You may find out as you grow older and discover the true meaning of life... Ho ho ho!

      -- Happy Mask Shop Owner

Hey, you! You've got the talent to be one of the world's best cowboys! How'd you like to marry Malon?

      -- Talon

This is the Sacred Forest Meadow. It's my secret place! I feel... This place will be very important for both of us someday.

      -- Saria

Well, anyway, you saved me, so I guess I'll reward you. What do you wish? Just tell me... Heeheehee... Don't be shy.
I can tell what you're thinking...

      -- Ruto

Ruto is, by far, the biggest slut in the game, closely followed by Naburoo. Other than that, most characters seem fairly chaste, although I suspect that the girl who watches over the Bowling Alley tricks out during the day.